Monday, March 21, 2011

Why My Parents Are Hypocrites

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19 comments:

batty said...

Why will you be famous?

Anonymous said...

your mother didnt go to college which is why she wants you to go!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely... DON'T
- go to college
- help around the house
- get good grades
- dress nicely (tramps ALWAYS get good jobs and are so well-respected)
- have good manners
- above all, don't stop smoking pot because your mind is already toast so who cares?

After all - look at Paris -- she dresses like a tramp and has bad manners... and look how 'famous' she is!

You know, if life is REALLY that bad, go ahead and move out... without money or furniture or a car or a job, of course...

vinayak said...

same here buddy
do wat makes u happy

joy said...

hey, good luck to you man
parents rule!!
as if.

Anonymous said...

Thats a good one...but so true.

Teresa

Student Teacher Stalker said...

Man I feel sorry for your parents stop complaining!!!

Court said...

Wait, wait, wait a minute. Isn't number one on the list "My parents smoke pot" in the PRESENT TENSE?! The parents smoke pot, not "back in the day," but today in fashion so obvious that the kid knows that they smoke pot! The parents smoke pot: that's messed up. The parents smoke pot and tell the kid not to do it too: exceedingly messed up.

While the other items display some pettiness and immaturity, the kid has a real reason to doubt his parent's credibility.

Sara said...

Marijuana affects an underdeveloped person much more drastically than an adult, so I can understand why even pot-smoking parents have justification for not allowing their children to do the same.

And I'm saying this as someone that could have written this list herself at the age of 15.

New to-do list for you:
- Grow up (these things resolve themselves)
- Get some ambition and meaningful goals
- Take responsibility for the things in you life that you control
- Enjoy your family, because they won't be around forever, and you will regret being an insufferable teenager

:-) Your list takes me back to a time.

buddr said...

Are you sure you are not my son????

TheSeb said...

What sara said. Or to simplify...

* Grow up
* Grow up
* Grow up

Fadzri said...

Dude, that guy that said tramps are well respected is a dumbass. Anyway I like your list fuck what the others say man its your choice and you think what you want to think!

Anonymous said...

i hate ur web

back2skool said...

parents should look hard at this list. you want a relationship with your kid? pay attention? you want them to listen to you, then listen to them. communicate with them and raise a socially responsibile human being.

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Anonymous said...

Think what you want to think, do what you want to do...but be ready to suffer the consequencs- good or bad.
Remeber your parents are just people.